Season in seven words: “A joke that’s not quite funny. Again.” …

Hero: The Rays wouldn’t deal Evan Longoria straight up for Ryan Zimmerman, but they wouldn’t laugh at the offer …

Loserhead: There’s not enough space in this column. Hell, there’s not enough space on the Internet …

Key need: Credibility in the wake of the Bowden fiasco and several seasons of meandering effort. Bring in Bobby Valentine. Just do it …

Prognosis: Waiting on Strasburg.

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